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Amber
[Australian | 22 | Ace][Aspergers]
Call me AJ if you want, I also go by Dusk in various places around the internet.
I am here for friends, fandoms, and hording piles of extreamly disorganized sideblogs for my wide range of cycling interests...

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warcrimesimulator:

I think about my ancestors all the time. They were people, people who fell in love, people who had pets, people who had a favorite book, people who were passionate about a specific topic, people who went through their own tragedy and suffering. Every single one of them was a person with their own unique life experiences.

And sometimes I think of the really old ones- the ones who spoke languages that are no longer spoken, who lived alongside wildlife that no longer exist, who belonged to cultures that are only known through remnants of pottery. I think of the people who saw the world when it was wilder and more beautiful.

(via chaliceandsword)

les8ean:
“I think I’m the only person this meme is relevant to, but @WotC give me more FUCKING maps
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les8ean:

I think I’m the only person this meme is relevant to, but @WotC give me more FUCKING maps

(via les8ean)

cutiesableye:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

valve just straight up copying nintendo’s homework now

i feel like the history of nintendo is coming up with a unique and cool way to play video games until somebody copies them and does it better and then nintendo just has to rely on their exclusives until they come up with another thing. they deserve to get one-upped by valve because of how insane they are with copyright enforcement though

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lads, a glorious new age of emulation is upon us

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overlord-puffin:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

nefja:

I-I’m sorry but I can’t stop thinking about this

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

I’m so glad the music is what I thought it’d be.

(via coredesignixandnekonee)

boigameista:

atomicelixir:

boigameista:

boigameista:

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

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this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

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i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

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so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

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So I made a frog (huge)

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

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fluffygif:

Nature is simply awesome.

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headspace-hotel:

average-monster:

I see a lot of talk about how neurodivergence evolved and stayed in the gene pool because it was somehow ‘useful’ to our ancient ancestors. While I don’t necessarily disagree with this theory, I would like to propose an alternative. A theory that we already have physical evidence for. Humans just love each other and care for each other. Don’t you think that a species that cared for it’s people while they recovered from broken bones, or nursed their elderly well beyond their ‘usefulness’ would leave a member out because they didn’t make eye contact, or couldn’t stay focused on a particular task, or whatever other trait you associate with neurodivergence? I really don’t.

Sure, maybe it was useful to have someone around who didn’t mind making arrowheads all day, or who knew absolutely everything about all of the local flora and fauna, or who keyed in on every little distraction. At the end of the day, though, these people weren’t kept around because they were useful, they were cared for because they were loved.

This. This. This.

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autisticexpression:
“yarrayora:
“yarrayora:
“faenova:
“me and @yarrayora having a fun time
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#1. Medieval Christian women covered their hair for devotion to God/modesty reasons #Also probably practical ones #Covering your head prevents it from...

autisticexpression:

yarrayora:

yarrayora:

faenova:

me and @yarrayora having a fun time

#1. Medieval Christian women covered their hair for devotion to God/modesty reasons #Also probably practical ones #Covering your head prevents it from getting covered in flour or muck or whatever

#2. If you want ‘submission to your husband’ there’s this thing called BDSM #It’s fun #You don’t have to do weird cult shit to justify your kink 

tags by @majuuorthrus

ramadhan mubarak everybody

I love this so much.

(via lizardlicks)

do-you-have-a-flag:

everythingfox:

Shower time

I was so worried the water pressure was going to be high and I was about to watch that frog/toad get BLASTED INTO NEXT TUESDAY

(via hornyspacesnakes)

mermaidxatxheart:

heywriters:

quillwritten:

corinnetags:

poroquagganbob:

tygermama:

stuff I like

- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and 

- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect

- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me

- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did

- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED

- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes 

basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation

Can I add: people getting rescued by their pets.

I also really love when a person gets kidnapped and is utterly unsfraid because they know that a specific person is coming for them and oh boy did that villain make a mistake kidnapping them.

Remix version: they think no one is coming for them and so escape themselves BUT as soon as they breach the perimeter all their associates are standing outside literally just about to break in and rescue them

Alternatively: they meet each other halfway through the victim trying to break out and the associates trying to break in

Last one’s definitely my favorite.

I had a criminal minds story that started very similar to the last one

(via yellowmagicalgirl)

fluffygif:

Enjoyed the bubble sounds!

(via hornyspacesnakes)

vampyregraves:

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I have an idea on whose blood I want draw out with this gorgeous dagger🩸🦇

(via transjade)

this is a cool knife, 

overlord-puffin:

overlord-puffin:

kill kill bite bite kill kill bite

He steak too big for he gotdang him.

(Source: nerviovago, via societyslostone)

the-marxist-mash:

Me @ my mutuals

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